I’m an ignorant photographer. I’ve only ever used digital cameras. I’ve never even seen film being developed. I used to be proud of that – I stumbled through self-education like a newly blind man running through an overstocked antiques shop. Of course certain people helped me on my way:Tyrone Bradley was endlessly generous with his hard earned knowledge. Years later and by some miracle (or curse) I’m still working as a photographer. Sadly my face is still blank when people talk about film, like a dog that has just been shown a card trick. And so a new journey begins. Stab out my eyes, stick some fireworks up my asshole and put me in that china shop. I’ve gone and bought a film camera.